Love Like Winter

Pop the Glock.

Josheh — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:02:22 +0000

Hello! I’d just like to wish all of my visitors a wonderful new year. Did you go to any parties or anything last night? I didn’t, but quite a few of us had a big MSN conversation, including Lyndsay, Shelbie and a few others. Yeah, it was great! I’ve done quite a few things today. I’ve closed ‘Site of the Year’ Competition. The top 3, who were Lyndsay, Shelbie and Anna, can go an pick their awards up now. Sorry they’re not the best quality, I was rushing to go out. I also added 2 new Tutorials today aswell. I think by the time I get to 50, i’ll open a new section, so the new section should be up in a matter of years.

Oh, if you have some time, look at the sidebar, and sign up to NerdSpot. I’m a tutor there, so I can help with any school work you may have. I’m an IT and Food Technology Tutor, which I’m hyped about. After you’ve done that, would you fancy dropping me a nice review over at rev.iew.me? The link to review me is on the sidebar.

I’m going to be adding some more Portfolio pieces tomorrow, and a few more tutorials tonight, hopefully.

I’m going now, Bye!

I wanna talk tonight, about how you saved my life.

Josheh — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 11:30:05 +0000

Yes, we’re back, and looking a bit more professional now (: I gave up on my makeshift theme. It just wasn’t worth the hassle. So I downloaded a theme from Rooeh, and edited it a bit, and I gotta say, i’m rather impressed with it. I’m trying my best not to use my little keyboard smileys while blogging. I’ve used one already, but I swear, no more in this post ;] Right, I mentioned at the start of the month about my Dad being diagnosed with throat cancer. Well he started his Radiotherapy yesterday, and is going for another session today. So, yeah, everything should be hunky dorey with him by the end of January.

I feel like a Gangsta. I got Grand Theft Auto IV for XBOX 360 for Christmas. I was on it for ages yesterday. I got onto the second island on it. I never used to be able to unlock other island, But this is the second Grand Theft Auto I’ve unlocked and island on. I have more more to unlock, and then they’re all unlocked. I unlocked the second half of Vice City on Vice City Stories. Yes, how sad. I’ve been obsessed with Guitar Hero, despite only being able to complete the songs in ages. I actually struggle with one of the Easy songs. Oasis - Some might say is a right toughie. There’s quite a few double notes, which come along quite fast. I got a 193 note streak for the start of Foo Fighters - Everlong, one of my favourite songs ever. I’ve just put it on.

Its New Years Eve! I’m surprised at how fast this year has gone. Its not been a good year for my Right wrist though. I’ve broke it once, sprained it twice, and burnt it twice this year. Just hope nothing bad happens today. Today’s a very upsetting day aswell though. Woolworths is closing. The last one in my distance, which is about an hour by bus away from me. Zavvis going to be packing its bags soon. Good Riddance aswell. I don’t like them, because they ran out of wristbands to meet Russell Brand last year. I could have got my book signed! Hmmph. I’m gonna go now, Bye. x

My hits are on holiday ;]

Josheh — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 21:39:08 +0000

Notation: The CSS isn’t fucking finished. Don’t bother sending me comments like that again.

Right. I’ve had a hit tracker installed on my site for 6 days, and 3 hours, and i’ve gotta say, i’m not impressed. Last Tuesday, in 6 hours, i got 119 unique hits, which I’m very proud of. Then on Wednesday, I got 130 unique hits in 24 hours. Not as much of an achievement as Tuesday, but it’s okay. Thursday, awful, 73 unique hits, but it was Chrsitmas Day, so thats okay. Friday, I got 88 unique hits. Saturday, I got 75 unique hits, Yesterday I got 68 unique hits, and today im on 69 unique hits, at 20 past nine at night. I know, its Christmas Holidays, and that this site isn’t as popular as I hoped, so i’m gonna advertize a bit more, and maybe start my own button rotation.

Okay, new layout. I’ve done it on my site twice, not the same one, but the same style. I’m, idk, its good, but it could be better. at least I sorted the coding out (: The container wouldn’t stretch down. I’m still ot sure if it does it in all browsers, but I build my site to suit Mozilla Firefox, with a big screen resolution. I’ve not tested it in IE yet, but i’ll check it in a bitt ;]

Right, i’m going nowww. Byeeee x

Fade out again.

Josheh — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 13:32:17 +0000

Well. I’ve decided. If the server messes up again, i’m going to back everything up, and move. I’ve already got a backup host, so theres no need to waddle round looking for a free host. Okay, moving on. It’s the 28th December, and it’s sunny! I know about global warming and whatnot, but this is just ridiculous! It was the same on christmas day aswell D: Not that I hate the sun, I love it. The coldness really does my head in, because I tend to catch Hypothermia quite easily, but please, no sun in December? I’m gonna be writing to Jack Frost, to tell him to get his arse into gear and give us some more snow!

Yeah, that was my rant at the UK weather system. I went to town yesterday. I ended up being alone all day. I was gonna meet up with Ryan, but by the time I got off the train in Staylebridge (return), he’d only just arrived. I usually see people I know when I’m shopping. Not this time, I saw a load of people I know on the returning train. I started off with some guy in my form, called Ross. He’s rather new, well, hes been at my school for a few months, and hes quite a rebel (: I thought he was like a superchav, but no, he was covered in Topman clothing, which I found rather yummy on him ;] There were a couple of other girls in my year on the train. Don’t really like them, complete gay heads D:

I got some new sexy laces for my etnies. They’re electric blue, with pink ends. I also got a new top. You know that choppy layout tutorials at outpsoke-kate? The image on the tops kinda like that (: I love the new laces. I also went shopping on Boxing Day. I got a new blue grey and red hoodie, with a comic strip in the hood, a Webcam, a Sonic the Hedgehog teeshirt, and a supermario teeshirt. I love it all (: Oh yeah, I got 2 pairs of Jeans on Boxing Day too

Okies, im going now, I just got some new shelves in my room, and i’m in the process of moving everything onto them.
Byeee, Love you x

SERVERS LICK BUM! literally.

Josheh — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 18:32:21 +0000

Okay, I lost yesterdays post, and half of the comments from my last post, due to this crappy server being down. This is the second time this has happened while being on it. I swear, third time, and i’m out, i’ll get a new host, on a new server kthnx. So, as you may have gathered, it’s Christmas Day today. I’ve had a great day. I got a new phone (Samsung U600 - Black and Gold), an XBOX 360 (60GB), Guitar Hero World Tour (just Guitar, no drums), Grand Theft Auto IV, CKIN2U (I had it before once, it smells fit, so i got it again), and Socks! Come on, who doesn’t get socks at christmas? I have 24 new pairs now ^^ I got some smexy Ben sherman ones, chavvy, I know, but they’re cool. And a load of patterned one, like stripeh oness. (:

Someone talk to me on msn? My msn is tonightscremasvictim.josheh@hotmail.com

I almost broke my phone earlier. It plays .mp3 and .wma files. I put a .aac (itunes file) on, and my phone wouldn’t turn on for about 30 minutes.

I’m going. This gets boring after a while. Byeeeeeee xo

Facebook me fersure? Its not the same ):

Josheh — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:39:31 +0000

Okay. I am now a proud facebooker (is that the correct term?). I signed up yesterday, and I gotta say, i’m impressed. I tried it for the first time a couple of months ago, and it wasn’t doing it for me. I just got a request ^^ Some chav from my school D; I’ll accept him, hes a chav, he doesn’t know any better ;] If you want mine, its here. I’m well chuffed with it. I have 11 friends. (:

Okiess, i’m in the process of starting a new fanfistings, with BellaBuzz. I’m in the process of finishing the css on my first ;D Happy Days!

I’m going. I’m well bored! Byee xo

And never call me again.

Josheh — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 19:40:57 +0000

I have a theory (yes, i’ve actually used my brain). I have Akismet active on my site, to stop getting spam. Before I had that script, I had no spam comments on here. In the past three days, I’ve had 60. My theory is that Akismet sends the spam to your wordpress, so it can say ‘Oh Wow! I blocked some comments, you don;t know how unsafe the internet is these days, darling’. Yeah, I mean its a good script, but I don’t need it attracting bots to my site. Pssh..

Right, i’ve lost my pen drive, with all of the content and stuff i’ve had from previous sites. But fear not, because I have my old pen drive, which is sorta broke, so I can move my files onto my laptop, until I find my new one (: Theres something wrong with the wires on my old one, and I need something to prop it up. That was a 4GB pen drive, so I replaced it with 2 2GB Pen Drives. I use one for Coursework at school, and the other for here. A bit confusing, I know.

I’m taking my GCSE options after christmas (: I’ve already decided on my 3 subjects. Information Technology, Business Studies and Food Technology.

Last of all, thank you all for the comments. I’ll comment you back when I can be arsed (: Byeee xo

Gonna Get, Dirty.

Josheh — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:27:55 +0000

Okay. I don’t really listen to Christina Aguilera, but this is an exception, because I love this song. It is a really good one, if not one of her best. Okay, I updated to 2.7, and everything stayed in place (: I might make a tutorial on how to do it, but Richard showed me, so I shouldn’t, ‘cos I actually didn’t do it on my own. I must ask him. I’m in the mood for doing a collaboration graphic with someone, if you want to? Let me know if you do.

Today’s been a good day. Got a few cards, and somehow got to take about transsexuals in Geography. My teacher said, “Name one reason why you wouldn’t want to visit Thailand.” and me being the dirty minded youngster I am, shouted out “LADYBOYS!”. Which is true, and I got it right, that’s the one he was thinking. Great minds think alike. Oh, and if you thought I actually turned a Jehovah’s Witness, you’re wrong, I was joking ;D I’m a proud Atheist, despite me being at a Catholic School. I’m starting to spell check everything now, because I know I’m a very bad speller.

Okay, i’m going now, I can’t be bothered with all this writing, just over 200 words, better than some of my previous attempts.

They say i’m picture perfect.

Josheh — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 19:50:55 +0000

Why Hello There. Some of you might have noticed the site being down. I don’t know when I started, but I first noticed it this morning, It came back after I was back from shopping. Yeah, not good. Right, has anyone manually upgraded Wordpress to 2.7 without losing of their info? Blog, Pages etc. Because I really wanna start using 2.7, but I’m scared i’d lose everything =/ Yeah.

So, Today, I decided to go for a little bit of a shop. So I did. On my own. Shameful, I know. I bumped into anyone and everyone though. I was in Topman looking for a new top (I got a new cookie monster one by the way), and I saw some guy I usually talk to, whos a year above me. So I was like ‘Oh Hiiii!’, and got into conversation. So after he left, I saw someone other people, Also a year above me. So I hung around with them, rather than looking a bit of a loner. So we were walkign around, then we decided to have a gander in WH Smith, you know, as you do. Then I saw 2 girls in my year, one of thems a proper ginge 0.0 I had to say it. I left them, ‘cos they’re a bit scary =/ After that we just saw chavs robbing Balloon Animals off children. Dispicable >.< Then we just walked round, for no reason, seeing noone. Oh yeah, I’m now a Jehovahs Witness (: I’ve been converted. But I one which celebrates Christmas, and Birhtdays.

Okay, my hands are tired, i’m going. 255 words should do it (: Byeeee!

I feel the adrenaline moving though my veins.

Josheh — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:22:49 +0000

Edit 13th December: Site of the Year Voting is now under way! Click Here to vote (:

Hii. God, i’m so excited. Not only is it 13 Days until Christmas, but remember when I went to Florida in September? Well I’m going to see a guy I met there, called Dyland, in Manchester. He’s coming from Grimsby :’) I fucking love that guyy, hes one of the nicest people I’ve ever met, I can’t wait to give him a big big hug, like I did just before I left, memories <3.

Right, well, New layout, as you may have seen. It’s Paul Griffiths, one of my saviours, from Babycakes, vexelised. I’m really proud of how the layout turned out, despite it being most of the same coding from the last layout. I’ll try ot fox some of the colours.

I’m watching Hannah Montana (: Just thought to tell you. Its the one with Selena Gomez as ‘Michaela’, Hannahs Rival. SHE CAN’T FXCKING SING! I remember seeing Selena Gomez in one of my old Barney & Friends VHS’. Demi Lovato (from Camp Rock) is in it too. Gianna and Angela, raher funny, seeing them with their Squeeky American Voice. The episodes finished now ):

Okie dokie, i’m going now, making some more tutorials (: Tatty Bye! xo

Remembering Sunday, he falls to his knees.

Josheh — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:46:04 +0000

Why Hello There ;] Guess what I have! Updates! Yes. New Tutorials. Only 4 so far, but it’s a starts (: I’m rather proud of myself ;D Well, thanks for the comments I’ve not got round to commenting you all, but I will, don’t worry. I’m thinking of making my own MB again, but this one is going to be MEGA, not just a mess-around. This is the Real Deal (: I’ll set it up later ;] Umm, yeah, tattybye.

I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf.

Josheh — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 13:37:34 +0000

Hi (: Right, I’m gonna try and blog a bit more often now, it makes me happy ;] Yesterday with Shannon was brilliant (: We put the christmas tree up together, which was hilarious. And she g-i-n-g-e-r now! Yeah, she dies her hair I actually really like it (: I’m gonna try and get a button rotation up soon, so I can get advertising and start to earn some money. Idk what else to say now =/

Yeah, msn, bebo or myspace me fersure (:
tonightscreamsvictim.josheh@hotmail.com
www.bebo.com/joshehsaurus
www.myspace.com/trashykillvanity

Time for a proper blog, I think 8-|

Josheh — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 13:32:22 +0000

Right, I have spent time, and effort, to get my lovely little domain back to the way it was (: It took me a few days, and the help of some amazing people to get me back, and I think, apart from the pages, I can say I am back and ready to go! It’s 13:25, i’m on msn to Scott, I look a mess, and i’m supposed to be meeting Shannon in an hour. I need my brother to be back asap, so I can get ready, and go out.

Okay, This ‘family problem’ which has been bugging me for the past few weeks finally has to come out, if I class this whole blogging shindig as an escape from reality, then maybe I can let my feelings out. Right, my dad has recently been diagnosed with Throat Cancer. He’s had the cancerous lump removed, and had a CT Scan, and then was diagnosed. He has a consultment meeting with the surgeon on Tuesday, then 2 weeks later goes for a ‘Head Fitting’, so then can create a mould of his head, and then He starts his Radiotherapy January 2009. I know its not terminal, but I really get worked up, over the most smallest things.

Right, i’m going to get ready, remember to comment (:
ILY! <3